How can I wear print pajama bottoms in a bedroom crawling with toile? Which I just decided to call Crawle?
b) Tagline So far I've got "Get shreddy." Somehow I don't think a career in marketing awaits me.
c) Weight: 191 pounds by the bathroom scale, which, unfortunately, tries to be my friend, and therefore, has been known to be a lying sack of shit.
d) Goal: Clouds-part-and-centaurs-gambol-while-Beethoven-plays Fantasia goal: 150. Regular, attainable, difficult-but-possible goal: 160.
e) Diet Plan: Counting calories. A maximum of 1600 a day.
f) Personal Rules: I've already given up sweets and white wine for Lent. No eating after 8:00, only drink red wine, with a maximum of two glasses a day. No abstaining during the week and then drinking three glasses on Friday night.
g) Shred Plan: I ordered the DVD today, so until it shows up, I'll walk/treadmill and lift some 8-pound weights.